THE BALLAD OF A REHABBING SPICE RACK

This here situation is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be well-kept, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a jumbled heap of dusty jars and shattered bottles. I can't even dig out the cardamom when I need it for my famous campfire coffee. This ain't just a kitchen situation, this is an existential stru